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there are two kind of people, those who know binary and those who doesn’t

Personally i love this joke (a litle bit geek)

‘Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?’

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Google Wave Invites: “Giving you the power to play god and make people do your bidding, all while still not being evil.”

Watch the youtube video

Not exactly a joke, but type “what ” (without the quotes and with the space) into google.com and look at the list below:

(screenshot) http://twitpic.com/mh0br

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.

“Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked.

“Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.”

“Is that a record?” she inquired.

“I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.”

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

I’ll try a funny link:

http://easiertounderstandthanwave.com/

Just refresh the page or vote….i think there are hundreds of them.

…a lame attempt, but i’m in a partial food coma after lunch.

Thanks!

Which day of the week do fish hate?
Fry-Day

Thanks in advance!

Cool… thanks Jordan! I cant wait to be a confused Wave user.

that’s my favorite…

An engineer is walking down the road one day, and, seeing a frong on the side of the road, bends down to look at it. Suddenly, it pipes up and talks to him!

“I may look like a frog now, but I’m really a princess - if you kiss me, I’ll turn back into my real self!”

The engineer smiles, picks up the frog, puts it in his (pocket protected) shirt pocket and goes on to the lab.

When he gets to the lab, he puts the frog down to get some work done, and she opens her mouth to speak:

“I tell you, I’m a beautiful princess! If you kiss me, I’ll turn back, and I’ll do anything you want!”

The engineer smiles, and goes on with is work. After he’s done, he picks the frog up. She again starts talking to him:

“Look, I’m a princess turned into a frog! If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a beautiful woman. I’ll do whatever you want! And I’ll stay with you forever!”

The engineer peers at the frog, smiles, and tucks it back in his pocket for the walk home. When he gets there, he pulls her out, and she nearly screams at him:

“WHAT THE HELLS THE MATTER WITH YOU? Here I am, I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll do whatever you want, and I’ll stay with you forever! Why won’t you kiss me??”

The engineer says, “Well, I don’t have time for a girlfriend,… but a talking frog is cool!”

Thanks Jordan

do you have any left?

when i die i want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming like the passengers in his car

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. ”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture… “

Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny

Not PC correct!
A Rabbi and a Priest are trying to decide who is the better at converting new followers.
To put their conversion power to a test they decide to convert a bear.
Off to the woods they go to search for bears.
Later when they meet back up the Priest is beaming. He says it worked, I sang hymns and the bear listened. I believe he’ll be at service next Sunday. What happened to you?
The Rabbi, who is getting treated by the EMTs says, maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision?