Comments on: Free Google Wave Invites

By: Jordan DeLoach

Jordan DeLoach — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:30:03 +0000

@David that is hilarious! Nice!

By: David

David — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:45:04 +0000

Not PC correct!
A Rabbi and a Priest are trying to decide who is the better at converting new followers.
To put their conversion power to a test they decide to convert a bear.
Off to the woods they go to search for bears.
Later when they meet back up the Priest is beaming. He says it worked, I sang hymns and the bear listened. I believe he’ll be at service next Sunday. What happened to you?
The Rabbi, who is getting treated by the EMTs says, maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision?

By: Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:40:06 +0000

Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny

By: Nathan

Nathan — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:37:43 +0000

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. ”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture… “

By: Jordan DeLoach

Jordan DeLoach — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:05:23 +0000

@Nathan Sorry, but that joke has been already usedl… if you could find a new one, you’ll get an invite.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:38:52 +0000

do you have any left?

when i die i want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming like the passengers in his car

By: Bethany

Bethany — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:42:10 +0000

Thanks Jordan

By: hbs

hbs — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:09:54 +0000

that’s my favorite…

An engineer is walking down the road one day, and, seeing a frong on the side of the road, bends down to look at it. Suddenly, it pipes up and talks to him!

“I may look like a frog now, but I’m really a princess – if you kiss me, I’ll turn back into my real self!”

The engineer smiles, picks up the frog, puts it in his (pocket protected) shirt pocket and goes on to the lab.

When he gets to the lab, he puts the frog down to get some work done, and she opens her mouth to speak:

“I tell you, I’m a beautiful princess! If you kiss me, I’ll turn back, and I’ll do anything you want!”

The engineer smiles, and goes on with is work. After he’s done, he picks the frog up. She again starts talking to him:

“Look, I’m a princess turned into a frog! If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a beautiful woman. I’ll do whatever you want! And I’ll stay with you forever!”

The engineer peers at the frog, smiles, and tucks it back in his pocket for the walk home. When he gets there, he pulls her out, and she nearly screams at him:

“WHAT THE HELLS THE MATTER WITH YOU? Here I am, I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll do whatever you want, and I’ll stay with you forever! Why won’t you kiss me??”

The engineer says, “Well, I don’t have time for a girlfriend,… but a talking frog is cool!”

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:26:15 +0000

Cool… thanks Jordan! I cant wait to be a confused Wave user.

By: Jordan DeLoach

Jordan DeLoach — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:37:17 +0000

jb :
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

That's my favorite of all these!