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Comment on Wiring a gigabit network out of phone lines. by Jordan DeLoach

Jordan DeLoach — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:34:12 +0000

@chuck
Yes currently it is only 10/100 but once I order my gigabit switch I can rewire it to gigabit. I’m just trying to be as compatabile ( including the phone line ) until my gigabit switch gets here.

Transfering speeds are good, I can maximize about 80-90 Mb/s ( megabits ) out of the 100 available.

Comment on Wiring a gigabit network out of phone lines. by chuck

chuck — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:38:05 +0000

hi i am curently trying also to wire my house for gigabit too.
every website i have read says that gigabit connection require 4 pair of wire(8 cables), on your picture i see only 2 pair. Are you sure your network is gigabit and not a 10/100?
What kind of speed do you acheive when transfering files from one pc to another?

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by Jordan DeLoach

Jordan DeLoach — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:30:03 +0000

@David that is hilarious! Nice!

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by David

David — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:45:04 +0000

Not PC correct!
A Rabbi and a Priest are trying to decide who is the better at converting new followers.
To put their conversion power to a test they decide to convert a bear.
Off to the woods they go to search for bears.
Later when they meet back up the Priest is beaming. He says it worked, I sang hymns and the bear listened. I believe he’ll be at service next Sunday. What happened to you?
The Rabbi, who is getting treated by the EMTs says, maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision?

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:40:06 +0000

Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by Nathan

Nathan — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:37:43 +0000

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. ”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture… “

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by Jordan DeLoach

Jordan DeLoach — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:05:23 +0000

@Nathan Sorry, but that joke has been already usedl… if you could find a new one, you’ll get an invite.

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by Nathan

Nathan — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:38:52 +0000

do you have any left?

when i die i want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather and not screaming like the passengers in his car

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by Bethany

Bethany — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:42:10 +0000

Thanks Jordan

Comment on Free Google Wave Invites by hbs

hbs — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:09:54 +0000

that’s my favorite…

An engineer is walking down the road one day, and, seeing a frong on the side of the road, bends down to look at it. Suddenly, it pipes up and talks to him!

“I may look like a frog now, but I’m really a princess - if you kiss me, I’ll turn back into my real self!”

The engineer smiles, picks up the frog, puts it in his (pocket protected) shirt pocket and goes on to the lab.

When he gets to the lab, he puts the frog down to get some work done, and she opens her mouth to speak:

“I tell you, I’m a beautiful princess! If you kiss me, I’ll turn back, and I’ll do anything you want!”

The engineer smiles, and goes on with is work. After he’s done, he picks the frog up. She again starts talking to him:

“Look, I’m a princess turned into a frog! If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a beautiful woman. I’ll do whatever you want! And I’ll stay with you forever!”

The engineer peers at the frog, smiles, and tucks it back in his pocket for the walk home. When he gets there, he pulls her out, and she nearly screams at him:

“WHAT THE HELLS THE MATTER WITH YOU? Here I am, I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll do whatever you want, and I’ll stay with you forever! Why won’t you kiss me??”

The engineer says, “Well, I don’t have time for a girlfriend,… but a talking frog is cool!”